Please don’t read this if your life is totally fucking perfect after having kids...
Otherwise, read on...

If you’ve had a kid and your life is totally perfect …
(As in, you’re the same FUN person you were before your baby… everyone appreciates all the work you do… you have it all under control and your kids sleep soundly… your partner comes home every night and takes over the kids, looks at the house and tells you what a bloody good job you did… and later gives you a good root because you just look so sexy, before you both settle down for eight hours of blissful sleep…)
If that’s you … then please, tell me your secrets, because I don’t believe you!!!
For the rest of us ladies, we know the TRUTH:
Which is why I have huge news for you:
I’ve finally finished my brand new course “The Queen Plan”.
It’s a six-week video course that you can do on your phone, anytime, from anywhere, in just minutes a week.
And in that time I will coach you through:
By the time we’re done you will go from a self sacrificing, exhausted, pissed off chick, to a true Queen who has rediscovered her identity, laid down some strong boundaries and can actually enjoy this time that is so sacred and special.
But before I tell you more about this course, let me be totally truthful:
It’s not as cheap as my books (sorry, it costs a lot more to make).
And if you don’t have kids yet or they are all grown up, or if you are easily offended, it won’t be very helpful for you.
But if you’re okay with that… and you are a mum who is busy, stressed, unappreciated, guilty, anxious, sleep-deprived, alone, and feeling unsexy… then Queen, this course is for YOU.
And I am going to show you …
Here’s what that looks like.
Recently I heard from one of my Queens, who I’ll call “Emma”.
Emma told me she used to be a fun, free-willed, impulsive person. She could wake up in the morning and literally do ANYTHING at a moment’s notice without asking for help from anyone.
Overnight she became “second priority” all the time.
She felt like she could never make a decision that just affected her ever again.
Her days were non-stop, trying to make sure everyone other than HER got what they needed for the day, while nobody gave a shit about what SHE needed.
Still, she felt big-time parental guilt if she ever tried to do anything less, because without her it all just fell apart. And every night after putting the kids to bed she’d collapse, exhausted and overwhelmed, knowing it would all happen again tomorrow.
Her old, fun self was gone.
Just “mum”. Staying at home every day burping a little child who was spewing over her. She began to wonder who she was anymore.
If she was even still good at anything other than cleaning, cooking and taxiing kids around.
It took a toll on her body too. She was always exhausted… it was kind of lucky she didn’t get any time to herself any more, because all she would have wanted to do is sleep.
Having kids made her put on weight and she felt embarrassed and ashamed about it. She wouldn’t tell anyone, but sometimes she would look at herself in the mirror and just cry.
And of couse it affected her sex life: she was just too tired for sex most of the time... and it felt like something else on her to-do list.
The rare times sex did happen, two words said it all:
‘Parent sex’.
Worst of all, she was doing everything with bugger all support from anyone else.
But of course, nobody saw the sacrifices she made, or ever thanked her.
It’s MY story.
It’s OUR story.
And if you are reading this, I bet it’s YOUR story.
That’s why I’ve put my heart and soul into making my course, The Queen Plan. It’s for ladies like Emma… and you.
I have dedicated my life to helping women love themselves and find their happiness again after children, and that’s what the Queen Plan is about.
In just six weeks together, I will show you how to rediscover your happiness after having kids — and along the way, fix your sleep, your anxiety, your relationships, your loneliness, your self-image, and your lost sense of purpose.
Let me take a moment to explain this, after all that’s a weird name right?
But it’s true, the way I deal with anxiety attacks is the same way to deal with an abusive boyfriend, and I’ll explain how.
I tried this in a supermarket once when I was about to have an anxiety attack.
And after doing it, I literally COULDN’T have an anxiety attack, even when I tried!
In lesson 1 of week 3 I’ll show you exactly what I did.
Here is more of what we’ve covered in the Queen Plan...
Let me take a moment to say obviously I’m not a qualified doctor.
I have a PhD in absolutely fucking nothing, and I think I may have even forged my hairdressing certificate.
So I’m definitely not saying you can just ‘cure’ depression with what I’m going to show you. Depression is a serious topic and you should get professional help immediately.
All I’m saying is that I had something that felt like depression to me, but it ended up being something totally different. And I found a way to make the feelings go away.
You’ll find what I did in the first lesson in week 2.
Here’s more of what we’re covering in the Queen Plan:
And so many more things that are going to help you become the Queen you need to be: How long after an argument to explain that you’re right (week 2, lesson 2)... what to do when your partner wants sex and you don’t even want to think about it (week 5, lesson 3)... why not sharing a bank account with your partner could sting you big time (week 4, lesson 2)... how to change a baby’s sleeping habits in three days (week 1, lesson 3)... how to genuinely convince your man that you’re the sexiest woman alive (week 5, lesson 2)... and so much more.
Does that look like a lot? I guess it is. But don’t worry, because you will actually be able to do all this in just a few minutes a week, from your phone, wherever you choose.
As part of the Queen Plan you will get a private invitation to a closed Facebook group while you are completing the course.
Think of this closed group as your own ‘Queendom’ of other Queens in training who are all on this journey together.
Our relationships, our anxiety, our body image, our tiredness, it’s all the same, and I want you to know YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
Best of all, I will be doing live Q and A sessions in the Facebook group once a week, so I can answer your questions and help you on your way to the Queenhood!
When we were making this course, some people told me it should cost $1,000, like so many other courses. But that’s not what it’s about for me.
Yes, I’m running a business and have mouths to feed. But my passion has always been and will always be about creating happier mums, I’m on a mission to help women get there.
Which is why I decided to price the Queen Plan at just $197.
That pissed a lot of people off, because it’s as cheap as we could make it to cover our costs. And I know it will also piss off people who hate to see a woman charging any money at all for anything she sells that can help people.
But I’m not sorry, because I know I worked hard to make the Queen Plan fucking AMAZING, and the lessons you will learn are invaluable… as long as it is right for you.
To be clear, you shouldn’t join The Queen Plan if you don’t have kids, or if your kids are all grown up, or if you’re easily offended, or if you’re not willing to hear some hard truths that might make you a bit uncomfortable.
But if you're tired, if your relationship went to shit, if your anxiety is through the roof, if you’re lonely, if you hate your body and you don’t have a fucking clue who you are, then this course is for you my Queen!